your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
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Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
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I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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