What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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