you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
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I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
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I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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