sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Small penises have feelings too.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize