Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
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she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
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All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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