I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
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i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
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Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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