I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
You're a waste of cheezeits
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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