that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
Randomize
