is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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