we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
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she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
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Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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