so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
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I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
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All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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