Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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