ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
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i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
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I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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