How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
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