you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
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Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
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I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
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