He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
He felt like a one man threesome
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
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I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
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So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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