we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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