Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
i now understand why vodka
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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