you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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