So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
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Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
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I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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