whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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