I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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