I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
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You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
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He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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