We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
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The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
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I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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