Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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