i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
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I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
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it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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