you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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