I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
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