Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
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This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
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I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Everyone says I win the strip club
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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