this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
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there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
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Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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