I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
