i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
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