Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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