Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
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After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
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which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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