Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
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I'm just crazy horny about you
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
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I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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