OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
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peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
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You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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