ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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