I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
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Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
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What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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