Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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