i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
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you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
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would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
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