Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
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