I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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