so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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