Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Randomize