is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
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They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
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I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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