you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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