Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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