maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
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just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
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We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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