I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Randomize
