Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
Quick, to the slutcave!
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
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do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
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somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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