Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
When did angry sex become our thing?
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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