he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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