Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
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My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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