There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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