He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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