Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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